Weekend Warrior Bonus This Week (5/27/21)

[Rickibotta]

And would Elaine not let the others redeem Scotch-Brite offers merely because she felt they were not...ummmm,,,,,,sponge-worthy?

[FelskyNY]

Maybe they were practicing scanning upcs for Shopkicks in Jerry's apartment.  

Kramer - I'm not getting my walk-in kicks 

Jerry - Oh I'll give you walk in kicks alright.

[Rickibotta]

@FelskyNY 

Jerry:   What's the deal with Runa drinks?  I think the ur-ine-infused water market is so 'saturated' already.

Elain:  Yeah but they say the ones in the dark cans are better.

Jerry:  Let's quit talking about this.  You are gonna Runa my day.

[OBSHOP]

Jerry; just put them in the fridge Kramer will drink them 

[FelskyNY]

I honestly don't think that Kramer would drink them.  He'd try one, spit it out, flail about, knocking the cereal off the counter and then spinning his way out the door.  

but Jerry would definitely offer them to Newman - that's for sure.

[Rickibotta]

No Kramer would drink it and then come in the next day with his hair all a mess and ask Jerry.....

Kramer:  Jerry what was in the Runa stuff you gave me last night.  I had a wild night.  You didn't tell me they were aphrodisiacs.

Jerry  Kramer, are you telling me  that you...

Kramer:  Oh yeah Jerry.  I need more.  A lot more.

after commercial, they come back still discussing it with Elaine:

Elaine:  Jerry. I have looked e-ve-ry-where.  I told you, it's a unicorn.  All the cool people on ibotta talk about them.